YANKEES HOT STOVE SHOW IS BACK!

The Yankee’s nothing to report show is back, with Bob Lorenz and his

  Shiny White Teeth.  The Yankees’ new formula

Do not sign

  =’S “we don’t want to lose the draft pick excuse”  so we can allow the present contracts to

 for which this guy with all the power signed

 The Genius GM signed and this guy
  is to cheap to write the wrongs of the Genius GM.  EDB

 

 

JOLTIN’ JOE GIRARDIO NAMES 2015 YANKEE ROTATION

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Joe Girardi has named his 2015 Yankees starting rotation.

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Drumroll Please!

Your April 6th starting day pitcher and rotation ace:

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Second in the rotation:

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Your number three starter, Yankees fans:

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Number four man:

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And finally, your number five starter:

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It’s

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VINCE McMAHON MIGHT HAVE BLOWN IT!

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Vince McMahon has been criticized for his decisions concerning scripts for pre and WrestleMania, itself.  McMahon choose Roman Reigns as the favorite to battle Brock Lesner at WrestleMania.  The fan favorite, Daniel Bryan, will not be in the main event.  Bryan would have brought more interest to WrestleMania and it could have been advertised as “Davy VS. Goliath.”  Lesner has one more match on his contract, before it expires.  This most definitely signifies, that there will be a new champ in Reigns.  Lesner walked out of Raw, last Monday night after a shouting match with McMahon, regarding his contract.

STINK-ROD WON’T PLAY IN EXHIBITION OPENER

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images   Joltin” Joe Girardio in his inimitable style, will rest A-Roid in the Pre-Season opener, vs. the Phillies, tomorrow.  No big deal!  I won’t have to get nauseous when I check in for an inning or two, when the game is broadcast on The MLB, channel, 9 PM, tomorrow evening.  But for many fans….

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Don’t be sad!