THE BOOB..CHAIN OF COMMAND IN YANKEE LAND

The Yankees have had a good start.  Don’t despair fans, they will find mediocrity.

How does the Chain of Command Work?

Image result for goofy hal steinbrenner The clueless owner extends the contract of…
Image result for genius cashman  Genius Cashman.
The genius loves
Image result for aaron hicks  Aaron “no can Hit” Hicks.  Yes he is off to a better than expected start.  He could not make contact with a man on third and one out.  He went outside the strike zone.  Hicks, a player I do not like up “in the clutch.
Finally The Genius picked up
Image result for pete kozma the stud Kozma.  Kozma is on the Yankee Roster due to an injury to Didi Gregorious.
Image result for joe girardi Manager Of Stone Girardi, loves utility “no can hit” players like Kozma.  He likes to get Pettie into games.  After Kozma failed in the clutch, with the bases loaded and a 2-0 count, Kozma swung and swiftly granded to short to end the game.
Image result for why?  Because The Manger Of Stone, let him.  Thus, The Yankees lose two of three to The Pirates.

THE YANKEES 2017 OPENING DAY LINEUP

2017 New York Yankees Projected Lineup

TOO MANY

Player POS AB HR RBI AVG
1 Brett Gardner OF 509 11 48 0.261
2 Gary Sanchez C 480 24 72 0.271
3 Greg Bird 1B 409 26 73 0.254
4 Matt Holliday DH 405 16 64 0.259
5 Jacoby Ellsbury OF 511 9 50 0.262
6 Starlin Castro 2B 558 16 69 0.271
7 Chase Headley 3B 465 12 50 0.252
8 Aaron Judge OF 310 15 48 0.235
9 Ronald Torreyes SS 221 1 18 0.262

A THOUGHT ON MR. DUMKOPF GARDNER

As you know by now, I think:

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Image result for brett gardner striking out Brett Gardner, A.K.A. Mr. Dumkopf is a “STIFF!”  I have watched a lot of the Yankee’s Spring Training games and Gardner looks
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Image result for uncle jed says p i t i f u l Gardner’s 2017 Spring Training Stats:
AT BATS: 46  HITS: 9  HR: 1 NO DOUBLES OR TRIPLES   RBIS: 4  K’S 7  I saw him strike out looking in his innumerable  way.  SBs: 1  Average: .196  On base (for you stat geeks): 213.  All of his stats in two words:
Image result for awful gifs  If he were one of The Yankee’s prospects, he would be sent to the minors.  It is time to admits, Mr. Dumkopf is a STIFF!   EDB

A MEDICAL OPINION ON DIDI

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Image result for BENIGNO AND ROBERTS had  Arun Rajaram, M.D. – Elite Orthopedics and Sports Medicine

FREDDIE GALVIS POSSIBLE REPLACEMENT FOR DIDI???