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The New York Yankees have agreed to a deal with free-agent left-handed pitcher Gio Gonzalez, the team confirmed Monday night.

It’s a minor league deal, and if Gonzalez is added to the major league roster the contract will be worth $3 million for the season, plus incentives, a source told ESPN’s Buster Olney.



I have reporting this back to The Sport’s Reporters, where I came from.  Today The Yankees cut


Image result for GOOFY  psychiatrist  Renowned Psychiatrist, Mel Blanc, has this to say to Yankees Fans.  The Yankees can make many moves that TRIGGER and that is the key word, and cause depression among their fans.  You know who you are.  Be aware of such signs.

Image result for luis cessa  If A. Cesspool makes the Yankees team; B. makes the Yankee rotation for April: C. pitches in a game and D. gives you the usual 3 innings, five runs.

Image result for tyler wade  If Tyler  “No Can Hit” Wade makes The Yankee Team; B. Gets to play in a game; C. comes up with the bases loaded and less then two outs or man on third with less than two outs and D.


Caitlin Rogers had this to say:

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This is the Luis Cessa we’ve been waiting for

The Yankees traveled to Sarasota to take on the Orioles tonight. Luis Cessa must have heard Aaron Boone say that Domingo German and Jonathan Loaisiga might both start the season in the rotation. He brought his “A” game tonight as the Bombers downed the Orioles 6-1.

Here are three takeaways from the game:

  1. Cessa had a great night, tossing four scoreless innings with four strikeouts. He gave up just one hit—a single—and didn’t walk a batter. Good for him. It’d be nice to see Loaisiga and German follow suit.

C’mon Caitlin, he pitched well against The hapless Orioles.  By the way

Image result for sonny gray reds  Sonny Boy, pitched two scoreless innings.  You are living in

Image result for fantasy land gifs  Fantasy Land.  EDB




Mel:  Good Evening Hal
Hal: Good Evening Mel
Mel:  Many Yankees fans, one in particular have named you “Cheapskate Hal.”
Hal:  I know and I do not like it.
Mel:  The Yankees got knocked out of the playoffs in 2018, by their main nemesis, The Boston Red Sox.  We all know The team won 100 games in 2018.  We know the Yankees have lots of young talent.  You passed on two superstar free agents, Merchado and Harper.  I won’t ask you the reasoning behind that, Hal.  You are in dire need of starting pitching.  Would you consider Kuechel or Gonzalez?
Hal:  First of all Me, we have a large payroll.
Mel:  Hal, you can afford to spend more money.
Hal: That’s where you are wrong Mel.  The Yankees have many expenses:
Image result for toilet paper gifs  for the Stadium restrooms.
Image result for janitor  gifs   We need to pay to wash the floors and
Image result for cleaning a baseball stadium  after a game  Cleaning the stadium.




Sonny Gray, in camp with The Reds, had this to say on The Yankees:

“They had me throw more breaking balls than I ever had before,” Gray said of New York.

It’s just they had him throwing the wrong breaking ball.

“I can’t command my slider that well,” the new Reds starter admitted. “I want to throw my slider in the dirt with two strikes, and that’s about it. I don’t have that type of slider, like (Masahiro) Tanaka’s slider. His slider, the catcher will catch it, and the batter will swing and miss. If I get a swing and miss, the catcher is blocking it in the dirt. When I try to throw sliders for a strike, I get around it and it’s just a (s—-y) spinning pitch. I don’t know how people throw sliders for strikes that are still tight, good pitches. I’m at 2-0 and I’m throwing a slider, and either I’m throwing a (s—–y) slider in the zone, or I’m yanking it into the dirt and it’s 3-0 and I’m screwed either way.

“They love sliders,” he said of the Yankees. “Sliders are a great pitch. The numbers say slider is a good pitch, but you might not realize how many (s—-y) counts you’re getting in while throwing all those sliders. They wanted me to be Tanaka and I’m way different from him.”