GENIUS CASHMAN SPEAKS TO MICHAEL KAY

On Yesterday’s Michael ESPN radio show, Michael asked The Genius about

Image result for chris carter yankees strikes out gifs  “Swing And A Miss” Carter.  Kay asked Cashman about Tyler Austin and replacements for Carter.  The Genius replied that Carter is the Yankee’s best option for first base.  Carter, hitting .209 has struck out 64 times (after his four today,) in 153 at bats.  Carter strikes out every 4.18 at bats.
I think that the Genius is not the best option for The Yankees.  the fact that this
Image result for clown is in the lineup nearly every day, speaks to what I have been saying all along.  The Yankees, despite Judge, Sanchez and Severino, have not developed enough prospects.  This once again speaks to the generally poor job that
Image result for brian cashman cartoons has done.  EDB

SOMETHING SMELLS AWFUL BAD!

Image result for TERRIBLE SMELL GIFS What is that awful smell?
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Image result for TERRIBLE SMELL cartoon GIFS  EDB.  Why it is no other than:
Image result for chris carter baseball yankees “Strike Em Out” Carter
94 at bats .202 Batting Average .305 OBP  41 K’s
AND
Image result for chase headley Disgrace Dreadley
155 at bates .228 Batting Average  46 Strikeouts .300 OBP.  When I watch these two, I feel the need to…..
Image result for vomiting gifs   EDB

THE BOOB..CHAIN OF COMMAND IN YANKEE LAND

The Yankees have had a good start.  Don’t despair fans, they will find mediocrity.

How does the Chain of Command Work?

Image result for goofy hal steinbrenner The clueless owner extends the contract of…
Image result for genius cashman  Genius Cashman.
The genius loves
Image result for aaron hicks  Aaron “no can Hit” Hicks.  Yes he is off to a better than expected start.  He could not make contact with a man on third and one out.  He went outside the strike zone.  Hicks, a player I do not like up “in the clutch.
Finally The Genius picked up
Image result for pete kozma the stud Kozma.  Kozma is on the Yankee Roster due to an injury to Didi Gregorious.
Image result for joe girardi Manager Of Stone Girardi, loves utility “no can hit” players like Kozma.  He likes to get Pettie into games.  After Kozma failed in the clutch, with the bases loaded and a 2-0 count, Kozma swung and swiftly granded to short to end the game.
Image result for why?  Because The Manger Of Stone, let him.  Thus, The Yankees lose two of three to The Pirates.