MANAGER OF STONE GIRARDI…RAMBLES HIS WAY THROUGH FIRST DAY OF YANKEE’S CAMP

 

Girardi compares youth to beginning of dynasty

Statement # 1:

“The first goal is to win, we are here to win,’’ Girardi said Tuesday at George M. Steinbrenner Field, where pitchers and catchers reported ahead of Wednesday’s initial spring training workout. “That’s why we are in spring training. That’s why you go out and sign an Aroldis Chapman and a Matt Holliday because we are here to win.’’   Translation:

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BRIAN McCAN’T REPORT CARD

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I came across this story by Tyler Norton.  First Tyler wrote that: “MCcann turned in another solid campaign.”  Norton gave McCan’t a B-.  Maybe this article was written by
Image result for ed norton honeymooners gifs   Ed Norton pictured on the right.  Norton cites McCann battling injuries.  All catchers do Mr. Norton.  Then Norton includes all these fancy charts and cites the increase in K’s.  MCStiff rarely hit the ball hard in the second half.  He was slow behind the plate and did not block balls behind the plate.  He looked old and slow.  McStiff batted .242 with a wopping 20 Homers and please don’t
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HEY LAMBIE! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE WAY THE AYNKEES HANDLED THE RAINOUT?

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EDB: Lambie, from what I understand, MLB cancelled last night’s Yankee game vs. The Bluejays.

images Okay Ed, tell me more.

EDB: The Yankees had all of their patrons stand outside the Stadium, from 5:00 P.M. when the stadium was due to open, until just after 5:30, when the game was postponed.

images  Was it Raining?

EDB:  No, there was some mist.  However, five minutes after I believe the game was postponed, because there was no announcement, it started to pour.

images  So, you could not hear an announcement.

EDB: People stood around, confused and angry.  It became a “he=said, she-said” scenario.

images  I guess fans should have used their x-ray vision to read the scoreboard from outside.

EDB: The Yankees screwed up from this respect.