GREAT JOKES

Here are some great jokes for my readers to digest:

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SANDY ALDERSON STAND-UP COMEDY

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“We’re not going to chase players,” Alderson told reporters on Sunday. “There are a lot of guys out there, and a lot of teams looking for relief pitching. We think there’s some values out there, and to the extent that the market gets overheated. I wouldn’t think that we’ll jump into the inferno, but we do want to improve our bullpen.”

“With Brandon Nimmo in right field, we just didn’t feel we had a need there,” Alderson said at the Winter Meetings.

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He’s soooo funnnny!  EDB

THE COUPONS WANT MORE OF YOUR MONEY

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The Mets and Metropolitan Hospitality are thrilled to announce that we have partnered with Stadiumlinks to transform Citi Field into a one-of-a-kind, nine-hole golf course for three days only, November 3-5!

There will be an extremely limited number of tee times available and we strongly recommend that you register early to avoid missing out on the unique opportunity of teeing it up inside the ballpark. Book a tee time and you will hit golf shots from nine different locations around the ballpark at target holes that are positioned on greens landscaped into the outfield below.

The standard player registration includes:

  • Admission to play the nine hole course at your designated tee time with exclusive access to Citi Field
  • Complimentary access to standard sized, right-handed golf clubs at each of the nine (9) holes
  • Nine (9) complimentary golf balls to be played along the course

VIP packages for a more premium experience include:

  • Access to our netted warm-up bays
  • Nine (9) additional complimentary golf balls
  •  Admission into the VIP Lounge with upgraded accommodations and one complimentary snack offering
    • The team that plays in Citi Field is a joke.
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LENNY DYKSTAR FROM HIS UPCOMING BOOK

 

 

Lenny Dykstra, a despicable character, does not have much good to say regarding individuals he has dealt with.

METS DO THE GEORGE CONSTANZA AND SO DO THE YANKEES

Just what is the George Costanza Opposite?

The Mets used to be
  Yesterday, they went out and got

  James Loney.  They needed a first Baseman and although they did not spend a fortune.  They fixed what was wrong.  The Yankees, could have used Loney.  They need a first baseman, instead of these two
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   A better place for any cash it would cost is in Hal’s