A TRIBUTE TO BASEBALL ENTERTAINER..MYRON NOODLEMAN

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NICK JOPHNSON WELCOMES NEW MEMBER

Image result for nick johnson injury photos President Nick Johnson welcome the newest member to his Baseball Injury Club…It is no other than

SAY IT AIN’T SO ROBBY CANO

WHO AND WHAT CAN CALL A BETTER GAME THAN THE UMPS IN LAST NIGHTS YANKEE GAME

The home plate umpire for The Yankees Angels game, took his time calling strike three.  He had a woe full strike zone.  Balls three inches outside were called strikes.  It might have been Laz Diaz.  Anyway, the umpire should be warned and next time fired.  Then we got the ridiculous call be no other than

Image result for angel hernandez  Angel Hernandez, an inept bum.  Angel said that Jean Carlos Stanton did not tag at second and called him out.  The replay shows that Stanton indeed tagged up.  If I were hiring major league umps, I would choose from:

1.

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other candidates:

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EDB’S NEW STATS

MLB has

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Image result for baseball analytics  ANALYTICS.
And we now have EDALYTICS.
LESSON #1.
The computer says
Image result for tyler wade  Tyler Wade will hit Major League Pitching.
EDALYTICS SAYS
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LESSON # 2
Image result for miguel andujar  Analytics says that Drury will return who is proven and The Yankees might want to send him to Scraton.
EDALYTICS Asks:
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Image result for what you talkin about gifs  Leave him in the lineup.  EDB

FAMOUS BASEBALL SAYINGS

Hey EDB, what are some popular Baseball sayings?

The Mendoza Line is an expression in baseball in the United States, deriving from the name of shortstop Mario Mendoza, whose poor batting average is taken to define the threshold of incompetent hitting. The cutoff point is most often said to be .200[1] (although Mendoza’s career average was .215) and, when a position player‘s batting average falls below that level, the player is said to be “below the Mendoza Line”.

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TULO’S LATEST INJURY

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A BREATH OF FRESH AIR

All the talk of Odell Beckham and the Jet’s draft on NY Sport’s Radio has made me want to

Image result for I WANT TO VOMIT GIFS.  They push and push that overrated sport of
Image result for annoying nfl  celebration gifs.  Yesterday, Michael Kay, who is becoming a

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Image result for hal steinbrenner  I was in my car and heard the interview.  We are one day away from the opening of Baseball Season and an exciting Yankee team.  What did the hosts have to throw in???
Image result for don lagreca  Don La Greca asked Hal what he though of no other than
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Kay asked Hal about Steinbrenner’s favorite Foot ball Team,

Image result for minnesota Vikings  Really now, Putz Kay and Putz La Greca.  On the day before Baseball Season?  Maybe you should ask the Giant’s GM what he thinks about The Yankees.  Complete overkill.
Fortunately I recorded

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Image result for mike francesa high heat mlb network  Mike and The Mad Dog concentrated on Baseball.  The

Image result for old magic  was still there and I got to hear about Baseball.  Not the two suck ass NY Football Teams.  EDB