A-Roid who turned 40 years old in July, shocked everyone last year by hitting 33 home runs, his highest total in eight years, after being forced to sit out the entire 2014 season due to his use of performance enhancing drugs. That brought his career home run total to 687, good for fourth on the all-time leader board. To catch Baroid Bonds, another upstanding cheat, A-roid would need to average 38 home runs in each of the next two seasons. That appears to be a long shot. The projection for 2016 is a .237 batting average and 23 homeruns.
Anne Wojcicki, above is the Roid’s latest squeeze. She is a Yale graduate, which shows that Ivy League schools do not graduate individuals that show good judgement. Annie is a lot richer than America’s Heartrob and Cheat, Slime-Roid. Wojcicki is 42 and won’t be around when Slime-Roid hunts a younger chick. Fomer Cheat, the now Beloved A-rod.
Is this “we forgive you” world, Cheat-Rod will get his 3,000 hit ball. The Yankees will donate 150,000 to charity for the ball. Hample will present the ball to Slime-Rod at a News Conference. Nausea medicine, please! Hample will be presented with many rewards by The Yankees. Now, everybody will be happy. Nausea medicine, please.
Zach Hample, the guy who caught Slime-Rod’s 3,000,000 hit and homerun, is eluding to the fact that he might turn the baseball over to The Yankees. Hample wants the Yankees to make a large donation to a charity that he has been connected with. Hample will have a wishlist he will present to the Yankees.