On June 22, ABC is premiering a strange new incarnation of the classic talent contest The Gong Show, hosted by legendary British comedian “Tommy Maitland” . . . who is actually Mike Myers, with loads of transformative makeup, an accent, and a detailed fake backstory. Myers will stay in character as Maitland throughout his tenure on the show. Maitland’s got his own Twitter and everything, tweeting out charming Britishisms like “cheeky monkey,” which seems to be his catchphrase.