|Born||Vanessa Polster Bayer
(1981-11-14) November 14, 1981 
Orange, Ohio, U.S.
|Education||University of Pennsylvania|
Vanessa Polster Bayer (born November 14, 1981 (1981-11-14)) is an American actress and comedian, best known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live and for supporting roles in films Trainwreck and Office Christmas Party.
At the age of 15, she was diagnosed with leukemia. Bayer stated that while battling the disease, she discovered the meaning of “comic relief”. “I don’t know if it made me funnier, but it was so amazing, how it made everything be O.K.,” she said.
While attending college, Bayer interned on the television shows Sesame Street and Late Night with Conan O’Brien and participated in the cast of Bloomers, an all-female musical and sketch comedy troupe. Bayer was part of the all-Jewish cast of Second City‘s stage show Jewsical: The Musical, a musical that presented a comedic take on Jewish life and culture.
Bayer played the role of Kate Clark in the Chicago-based feature comedy Off the Cuff.
Saturday Night Live
Bayer joined the cast of Saturday Night Live as a featured player on September 25, 2010. Beginning with the 2012–2013 season, Bayer was promoted to repertory status. She has been praised for her performance on the show, with HitFix calling her “one of the strongest members of the ensemble” and Rolling Stone calling her “Saturday Night Live‘s secret weapon”. In 2014, she was nominated for an American Comedy Award for her work on the show. Following the departure of Nasim Pedrad after the 2013-14 season, Bayer became the longest serving current female cast member. Her final performance as a cast member took place on May 20, 2017.
Her recurring characters include:
- Laura Parsons, a child actress always performing roles originally played by adults, including from Forrest Gump, The Wolf of Wall Street, Brokeback Mountain, and Dallas Buyers Club
- Breckie, a former porn star who creates homemade commercials to obtain free luxury items alongside Cecily Strong
- Rebecca Stern-Markowicz, a co-host of J-Pop America Fun Time Now which celebrates Japanese culture alongside Taran Killam and Jason Sudeikis
- Miss Meadows, an unrealistically perky poetry teacher trying to connect with her delinquent students
- An unnamed director of talk show Mornin’ Miami
- Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy, who appears on Weekend Update to perform a rehearsed speech (complete with forced jokes) about a given subject
- Rachel Green from the sitcom Friends (and other characters from the show)
- One of two workshop elves who perform their jobs poorly in the hope that their master will “punish” them, alongside Kenan Thompson
Bayer suffered from leukemia as a teenager. The Make-A-Wish Foundation granted her wish to send her family on vacation to Hawaii. As a former “Make-A-Wish kid”, Bayer continues to do work with the foundation. In 2015, she hosted the foundation’s “Evening of Wishes Dinner” to help raise funds for wishes for children with life-threatening illnesses.
|2009||Off the Cuff||Kate Clark|
|2010||Stages of Emily||Jocelyn||Short film|
|2012||Adventures in the Sin Bin||Superdawg Waitress|
|2013||Despicable Me 2||Flight Attendant||Voice role|
|2016||Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping||‘Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)’ Music Video Actress||Cameo|
|Office Christmas Party||Allison|
|2017||The Polka King|
|2010–2017||Saturday Night Live||Various||Series regular
Nominated–2014 American Comedy Award for Comedy Supporting Actress – TV
Nominated–2014 Online Film & Television Association Award for Best Female Performance in a Fiction Program
Nominated–2015 Online Film & Television Association Award for Best Female Performance in a Fiction Program
|2011||I Wanna Have Your Baby||Connie||Episode: “Corrine & Jerry”|
|2013||The Mindy Project||Mary||Episode: “Sk8er Man”|
|2014||Comedy Bang! Bang!||Susan Armhold||Episode: “Patton Oswalt Wears a Black Blazer & Dress Shoes”|
|2014–15||Portlandia||Various||Episodes: “Sharing Finances”, “Late in Life Drug Use” and “You Can Call Me Al”|
|2015||Man Seeking Woman||Laura||Episodes: “Traib” and “Lizard”|
|2016||Drunk History||Carrie Nation||Episode: “Bar Fights”|
|Modern Family||Marjorie||Episode: “Snow Ball”|